First things first, we unpacked and set up camp keep in mind we will be sleeping outside at a campground with really crappy showers that do NOT really clean you off its like a sad drippy faucet that you stand under! Ok now, we are riding around on the bikes and having a merry ol time laughing going through mud holes and such. Well as always one of the guys has to venture off the path just a smidgen and surprise that was a bad idea, Ana falls off the back of the bike and into a mud hole that is probably about 3 ft deep and she falls on her butt up to her neck in an orange filled hole!!! She screams and gets some help out! Ana is about 95 lbs and Croatian so she has a skinny face and pointy nose don't get me wrong shes gorgeous just disappears when sideways type body lol So here is the earthworm jim moment, crazy girl is walking around trying to hug people while covered from head to toe in orange mud only her face is still non orange and the hoodie she is wearing is not helping she looks like an orange worm running around telling everyone to hug her!!! So after this episode and mudding, some more and remain injury free all day. We get back to camp fake shower off and begin to eat and just goof off and drink vodka and cranberry juice that the guys sweetly brought along just for us:) So you know that game everyone played a few years ago where the person in front of you randomly stops and pushes there butt out and you run into them its funny just weird lol Well we jumped on that fad and also played around with it. I HATE THAT GAME!!! So anyways we are running around on foot around the camp grounds shwasted and having a good time until I see Ana up ahead of me lean over with her butt up I of course thought she was playing so I shoved her down..........little did I know she stopped abrublty to avoid falling into a hole! So for the second time that day, my poor Ana was in a hole, but this time the guys weren't exactly close by so I tried pulling her out, give me a break here we had been drinking and playing hard all day she felt heavy ok so when I told her she was heavy and dropped her back in the hole to go get help it didn't seem like that bad of an idea :( still sorry about that Banana!!! So guys come get her out and get us back to camp, Ana has complained her ankle hurt since the incident but it was freezing so she never took her shoes and socks off to check it out. Yes, we slept with our shoes on cuddling with anyone close enough. lol Fast forward now to the next night, we are laying on our sofa safely in our apt watching our ever faithful Notebook, Ana has her feet on my lap wearing socks so i did not notice her ankle until the movie was over and she was passed out she hadn't mentioned her ankle that much since the night before, so I was not that worried about it. Anyways, I was about to get up to turn off the tv and go to bed when I reached down to move her feet and touched her ridiculously swollen ankle. I screamed at her and took off her sock poor girls ankle was the size of a baseball and purple!!! So we are now on our way to the er in a freaking hail storm, yes a HAIL storm!!! We get there anyone who has ever been in the er knows it took forever as is now add in a hail storm where accidents are happening and we are there for a swollen ankle. Well after a few hours of sitting around people watching and eating, one of everything in the vending machine we begin to get rowdy from exhaustion and frustration; they finally call us back to get seen. My step dad and mom have showed up by now, and he smokes. Neither of us smoke, but thought it would be funny to take a pick in the hospital bed with (unlit) cigarettes in our mouths under an oxygen machine.....nurses did not find that funny, so they quickly wrapped her sprained ankle and kicked us out! So moral of the story, do not drink and run around with good friends or you will end up braking there bones and get kicked out of the er!!! It may not seem that funny just imagine it as you and your friend and it will make more sense! ha
p.s. she still would trust me to pull her out of a hole!!!
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