mudding+vodka=earthworm jim

     It started off as a fun mudding adventure with a group of friends at a near by four wheeler park. It is going to be an over night trip which includes tents blow up mattresses and vodka, lots and lots of vodka.

     First things first, we unpacked and set up camp keep in mind we will be sleeping outside at a campground with really crappy showers that do NOT really clean you off its like a sad drippy faucet that you stand under! Ok now, we are riding around on the bikes and having a merry ol time laughing going through mud holes and such. Well as always one of the guys has to venture off the path just a smidgen and surprise that was a bad idea, Ana falls off the back of the bike and into a mud hole that is probably about 3 ft deep and she falls on her butt up to her neck in an orange filled hole!!! She screams and gets some help out! Ana is about 95 lbs and Croatian so she has a skinny face and pointy nose don't get me wrong shes gorgeous just disappears when sideways type body lol So here is the earthworm jim moment, crazy girl is walking around trying to hug people while covered from head to toe in orange mud only her face is still non orange and the hoodie she is wearing is not helping she looks like an orange worm running around telling everyone to hug her!!! So after this episode and mudding, some more and remain injury free all day. We get back to camp fake shower off and begin to eat and just goof off and drink vodka and cranberry juice that the guys sweetly brought along just for us:) So you know that game everyone played a few years ago where the person in front of you randomly stops and pushes there butt out and you run into them its funny just weird lol Well we jumped on that fad and also played around with it. I HATE THAT GAME!!! So anyways we are running around on foot around the camp grounds shwasted and having a good time until I see Ana up ahead of me lean over with her butt up I of course thought she was playing so I shoved her down..........little did I know she stopped abrublty to avoid falling into a hole! So for the second time that day, my poor Ana was in a hole, but this time the guys weren't exactly close by so I tried pulling her out, give me a break here we had been drinking and playing hard all day she felt heavy ok so when I told her she was heavy and dropped her back in the hole to go get help it didn't seem like that bad of an idea :( still sorry about that Banana!!! So guys come get her out and get us back to camp, Ana has complained her ankle hurt since the incident but it was freezing so she never took her shoes and socks off to check it out. Yes, we slept with our shoes on cuddling with anyone close enough. lol Fast forward now to the next night, we are laying on our sofa safely in our apt watching our ever faithful Notebook, Ana has her feet on my lap wearing socks so i did not notice her ankle until the movie was over and she was passed out she hadn't mentioned her ankle that much since the night before, so I was not that worried about it. Anyways, I was about to get up to turn off the tv and go to bed when I reached down to move her feet and touched her ridiculously swollen ankle. I screamed at her and took off her sock poor girls ankle was the size of a baseball and purple!!! So we are now on our way to the er in a freaking hail storm, yes a HAIL storm!!! We get there anyone who has ever been in the er knows it took forever as is now add in a hail storm where accidents are happening and we are there for a swollen ankle. Well after a few hours of sitting around people watching and eating, one of everything in the vending machine we begin to get rowdy from exhaustion and frustration; they finally call us back to get seen. My step dad and mom have showed up by now, and he smokes. Neither of us smoke, but thought it would be funny to take a pick in the hospital bed with (unlit) cigarettes in our mouths under an oxygen machine.....nurses did not find that funny, so they quickly wrapped her sprained ankle and kicked us out! So moral of the story, do not drink and run around with good friends or you will end up braking there bones and get kicked out of the er!!! It may not seem that funny just imagine it as you and your friend and it will make more sense! ha

p.s. she still would trust me to pull her out of a hole!!!

band aid or paper towel????

So you know those moments when you realize that your friendship is awesome!!! It was a good day so far we had gone to class and ran to the store and we were about to head down to the pool to swim when I was opened the door to head out and some kind of crazy way slammed my poor fingers in the front door. Needless to say I screamed bloody murder then of course Ana who is standing behind me screams because I screamed and I assumed it was because something else had happened to her so I screamed again and at that point she thought I was screaming because someone was trying to break in and screamed again....after about 1 minute of us screaming back and forth at each other I remembered my pointer and middle finger are still in the door and started crying and screaming about that and she realized what had happened after laughing at me until tears were rolling down her eyes she decided to help me. I should probably mention that we do NOT own a first aid kit or band aids anywhere in the apartment! Ok so here is the important part we are both crying and laughing our stomachs hurting from it i sit down at the table holding my hand I'm in tears because it hurts so bad shes laughing and calling me an idiot for slamming my own hand in the door and because of the lack of medical care at our place we have to become inventive..... turns out that a paper towel rolled around ice wrapped around my finger and held together with bright pink duct tap is the best we came up with! In the end my finger hurt like a bitch I had a ridiculous looking contraption on my hand my best friend wont stop laughing and making fun of me even though she screamed like a banshee for no reason other then me screaming and that is how we went down to the pool to tan. Moral of the story always keep a first aid kit and if you hear someone screaming ask whats wrong don't just scream back lol she still enjoys reminding me of that moment but ha i have many more stories to tell and not all of them revolve around me being the idiot!!!!!!

bubble bath gone wrong

The first step into our very first apartment with our yappy little fluff ball of a dog we named Lexi she was our first bad investment for our solo college life away from the comfort of our parents homes. After unpacking and having a dance party to Hannah Montana which to this day still happens occasionally, eating some yummy cheese pizza and needing to relax.  So what would any two college roommates do on their first night in their own place do to unwind??? take a relaxing bubble bath(with bathing suits on) little did we know our sweet caring and thoughtful mothers were worried that we needed food for dinner so naturally they came over and had a key to our apartment and found their two supposedly grown daughters laughing and having a bubble fight in a tiny tube! needless to say our parents still find our friendship odd but truth be told that wasn't our last bubble bath! its those moments in life where we can look back and say with all honesty i have no idea what led to that moment but I'm glad it happened. Everyone says you make the friends you will have a lifetime with in college i was just lucky and brought mine to college with me!

back to the beginning

so being new to the blogging world I am going to simply rehash all of my college days with my best friend and our crazy adventures I did not write them down before so now I am going to relive them and write them out for the world and who ever cares to read about or crazy shinanigans and the dream life of a college kid!!!